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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
  • real hacker:
    So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible

  • movie hacker:
    *types a few keystrokes* I'm in

  • real hacker:
    But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet

  • movie hacker:
    I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done

  • real hacker:
    What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.

  • movie hacker:
    Want me to break into the CIA next?

  • real hacker:
    I don't even think you should attempt to...

  • movie hacker:
    *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

» Sam Pepper handcuffs himself to women on the street, refusing to release one woman until she kisses him

notcisjustwoman:

aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

Go ahead, dude. Fucking handcuff yourself to me on the street.

No better way to ensure that you can’t possibly run out of ball kicking range before I kick them hard enough to make you puke.

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tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
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